you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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