"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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