There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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