forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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