I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
did you just send me my own nude
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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