Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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