Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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