I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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