nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I should be sponsored by Trojan
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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