So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
