i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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