he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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