last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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