It's Friday. Sex?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I got inside last night via doggy door
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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