he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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