Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I intend to get homeless drunk
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
