sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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