the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This is classic penis vs brain.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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