do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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