:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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