How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
