also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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