we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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