they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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