its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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