I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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