is wine microwaveable?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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