im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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