Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize