ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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