I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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