but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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