We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
