need another drink. this is the easiest way
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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