so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
COCAINE IS GR8
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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