What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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