Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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