Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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