I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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