this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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