i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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