new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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