The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she woke up with a sticky ear
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize