it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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