Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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