Having a random hookup so left but love u
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
