How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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