I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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