sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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