Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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