3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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