how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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