Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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